There is no blue without yellow and without orange
"Color is my day-long obsession, joy and torment. To such an extent indeed that one day, finding myself at the deathbed of a woman who had been and still was very dear to me, I caught myself in the act of focusing on her temples and automatically analyzing the succession of appropriately graded colors which death was imposing on her motionless face."
Random (WEIRD) Conversation With Parents.
- Dad: Look someone's injured. There's a girl helping another girl walk.
- Me: Oh yeah.
- Mom: No. Their lesbians.
- Me: WTH? How?
- Mom: You see how she has her arm wrapped around her shoulder.. Yeah, it's the new thing for girls to do. It's also to impress the boys.
- Me: What? How is that impressing? Where did you get that?
- Mom: Internet.
- Me: Okay...
Another screen grab from Barbie’s upcoming sex tape. Lindsay Lohan is just off camera to the right.